klecktacular:

I’m an adult

klecktacular:

I’m an adult


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

adventure-pug:

R.I.P. all those great photos of you that you had to delete because your friend didn’t like them

iwasaninnocentchild:

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

greekgogurt:

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DOGGY

greekgogurt:

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DOGGY

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

punnier:

THIS JUST IN! THIS JUST OUT! in out in out, you shake it all about! you do the hokey pokey and you turn around, and THATS what it’s all about

cyberthug13:

Right now is the best time to post because its only the aussies/new zoolanders that are on. all of the fake sad boys/girls are now fast asleep even if they claim to have insomnia