wsswatson:

"where’s the straight pride parade?!"

go outside

there you go

you found it

octobra:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

sweatandhappiness:

thejuddmcnealshow:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

Wow, and this was a FOX news guy.

love this guy.

paradise-jpg:

Lmaoooo

paradise-jpg:

Lmaoooo

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news